(Sounds of a Laboratory are heard in the background.)

 

Scientist: (Professionally) We here at La Bamba’s currently have burritos as big as your head. But we have many new products in the works. Take for instance expanding burritos-just add water.

 

Stupid Guy: Hey this burrito was delicious I feel like I have some gas though.

 

(Hear glug glug noises then comic explosion noise.)

 

Stupid Guy: ohhhh!

 

Scientist: (Shocked) Uh… (Professionally) Or take for instance our burrito made entirely from Mexican jumping beans.

 

(Hear comic sproing sounds.)

 

Man: Hey get back here!

 

(Hear sproing sounds fade.)

 

Scientists: Well we may not have worked out all the kinks but you can still enjoy all of our well tested products at any of our La Bamba’s restaurants.

 

Announce: That’s La Bamba’s found in the Village in Muncie.