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I swear, if breathing wasn't an involuntary action,
half the people I work with would be dead.
You can only be young once but,
you can always be immature.
Men are born ignorant, not stupid.
They are made stupid by education.
I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore, i am perfect.
It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
Copy from one, it's plagiarism;
copy from two, it's research.
Nothing is wrong with California
that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
The world is divided into those who have read
THE HOBBIT and THE LORD OF THE RINGS
and those who are going to read them.
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
If practice makes perfect,
and no one's perfect,
then why practice?
We don't want to act like adults.
Anybody who can stay in a state of adolescence will be much better off later on.
Look at people who are working nine-to-five jobs out of college,
and look at professional skateboarders or guys in punk bands.
See who's having more fun.
To live is to question;
fail to question, fail to live.